The 10 best things about being a police officer

There are many reasons to be a police officer. Sure, you have the chance to earn a good salary, excellent retirement benefits, and great health insurance for you and your family. Then there’re those altruistic reasons that come with the job: public service, protecting your community and knowing that you’re making a difference for the people around you. But the real secret is that, aside from all those practical reasons to becoming a police officer, the job is just plain fun. So, whether you’re already on the job and just need a boost, or you’re on the fence about whether or not to step onto that thin blue line, here are the 10 best things about being a cop:

  1. You get paid to be arrogant and rude.
  2. You can get away with dodgy frisk searches.
  3. You get to sample some of the best drugs around.
  4. You can carry a gun and get away with shooting black people.
  5. You can make up lies in a summary of facts against a ‘criminal’ and the judge will believe you.
  6. You can drive at high speed just for the fuck of it.
  7. You can get discounts at McDonald’s, Subway and even some brothels.
  8. You get away with assault.
  9. You can get away with racism.
  10. If your like Rickards, Shipton or Schollum you can get acquitted of some of the most horrendous crimes.

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