Pro-kerbside recyclers will fuck you up if you don’t rinse your cans

It will be another massive fight night at Springvale Stadium in November as pro-kerbside recycler’s have promised to ambush and physically assault repeat offenders who have not been washing their recycling. ‘Night of Recyclables 3’ will follow up the two successful events held last year, the main event will be headlined by prominent recycler Brendon Wallace. Now on an 11 fight winning streak against non-recyclers with the last five victories coming by knock out, Wallace has been on a tear around the North Island both in between and after the…

Roller Pigs even more unattractive this year

Wild west roller derby action rolls into town this Saturday as the West Coast Overweight Bitches bring “Wheels of the West” to Wanganui. Strap on your boots, saddle up your steed and mosey on down to Jubilee Stadium to catch some hard fought roller derby shoot outs as each of the three West Coast Overweight Bitches’ teams battle some tough competitors on their home turf. Doors open at midday Saturday with the West Coast Overweight Bitches mixed gender team taking on Palmerston North’s Swamp City Solo Mother’s “Mash Up” team.…

FROM THE ARCHIVES – The Reasons Why Living In Wanganui Will Ruin Your Life

Originally published on BuzzFeed, StuffedNZ.com has pulled one out of the archives for your enjoyment. 1. You can brag to your friends and family that you’re living in “Murder City”.                 2. Even the Police are corrupt and appear alongside the local Pooches in the stunning District Court.                     3. The handsome ex-Mayor single-handedly revived the World’s turtle-neck industry.                       4. Roller Derby is…