SHE WAS TRYING TO F**K UP A GOOD THING. I WAS GETTING DOUBLE THE P***Y FOR 32 YEARS, THEN SHE DECIDED TO CATCH FEELINGS”Pastor Ronnie Marchenen
A Florida preacher was arrested for attempting to drown his sidechick while baptizing her during a Sunday ceremony where bystanders realized things were going wrong after 5 minutes past, and the pastor hadn’t brought her up for air.
“ONCE HER WEAVE STARTED GETTING SOGGY WE KNEW SHE HAD BEEN UNDER WAYY TOO LONG” – CHURCH MEMBER
Pastor Ronnie Marchenen will face attempted murder charges and has already started passing around a collection plate to take care of his half a million dollar bail.