Preacher arrested for drowning his side chick during baptising ceremony

SHE WAS TRYING TO F**K UP A GOOD THING. I WAS GETTING DOUBLE THE P***Y FOR 32 YEARS, THEN SHE DECIDED TO CATCH FEELINGS”

Pastor Ronnie Marchenen

A Florida preacher was arrested for attempting to drown his sidechick while baptizing her during a Sunday ceremony where bystanders realized things were going wrong after 5 minutes past, and the pastor hadn’t brought her up for air.

“ONCE HER WEAVE STARTED GETTING SOGGY WE KNEW SHE HAD BEEN UNDER WAYY TOO LONG” – CHURCH MEMBER

Pastor Ronnie Marchenen will face attempted murder charges and has already started passing around a collection plate to take care of his half a million dollar bail.

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