Men who drink water 99.9% more likely to be pedophiles

The University of Otago has found a link between men who drink water and pedophilia.

Professor Damien Theodore at the University of Otago has found after 4 years research that 99.9% of men who drink water are 99.9% more likely to become a pedophile.

“We have not yet found one pedophile who has not drunk water. Out of the 54,000 pedophiles we surveyed all said theu had drunk water at least once in their life. This is a clear link that all pedophiles drink water”

Damien Theodore

Related posts