Gloriavale couple punished for doing ‘reverse cowgirl’ in bedroom

Gloriavale couple Dove Love and Watchful Steadfast have been punished by elders in the secluded religious community for doing a sex position other than missionary in the bedroom. 

On Monday afternoon SatireHub had a strange visitor arrive at their Westport office – a pigeon carrying a letter.  The letter read…

I have no other way than send this pigeon to your office to deliver this news. Dove and her husband Watchful have been put in two seperate seclusion rooms for 5 days as  it they had been caught out doing sex positions other than missionary in the bedroom. It is believed they practiced reverse cowgirl, rabbit style and the hairy lotus. 

Prudence Clearwater 

SatireHub has tried to contact Gloravale for comment.

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