Is Brandy-Lee Edin Australia’s sexiest paedophile?

An unknown gender thing has admitted being a pedophile online, and is receiving a heap of hate. Ex Miss World contestant Brandy-Lee Edin is copping a heap of flack online after admitting that he is in fact a transexual gender fluid 12-year-old pedophile. The self proclaimed pedophiles Facebook is filled with sexu pictures of him pretending to be a little girl. The gender is unknown of Brandy – we are not sure if he is a dude or she is a girl. At this stage all we know is that…

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Teacher on meth strips naked in class and bites 2 students

A teacher was arrested this morning after a drug “bad trip” caused her to strip naked in class and physically assault her 4th-grade students, severely biting two of them and injuring six others. According to the Olympia police department, 37-year old Laura James was “visibly intoxicated and behaving erratically” when she showed up for work this morning. Due to a lack of replacement teachers, she was still allowed to teach her class but rapidly went out of control. Olympia police spokesman, Lieutenant Robert Emery described the incident during a press…

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Father teaches son how to drink drive

We just love a decent uplifting story here at SatireHub, and were thrilled when one of our readers shared a touching moment between a father and son he witnessed recently. “I might just be a bit of a soft-touch possibly, but my father passed away when I was young, so when I see fathers and sons bonding I get a bit misty eyed.” “When I saw a dad teaching his son how to drink and drive, I’ll admit, I shed a tear,” shared a regular reader of now-defunct sister-site StuffedNZ.com,…

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Construction industry in meltdown; Bob the Builder files for insolvency

Bob the Builder, the world’s fifth-largest home builder and NZ’s premier house & land package provider, has been put into administration and rumours of liquidation are abound. SatireHub has learned the building company owes creditors and homeowners as much as $146m and hasn’t been able to renegotiate credit terms, according to documents filed in the Hamilton High Court. Bob the Builder, real name Robert Shoddybuilt, is already being pursued by investors and building supply companies arising from the disastrous, yet sexy, ‘Ready Steady Build’ project in the town of Huntly.…

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Man trains for arm wrestling championship by watching online porn

A local man who has become somewhat of a folk hero has finally revealed the secrets on how he has become a world champion arm wrestler, by watching online porn. Jack MeHoffer admits that his training technique is slightly out of the ordinary “I sit here all day watching this screen and jackin’ my pecker” he said with a thick southern twang. ” This is how I train, 8 hours a day, always my right hand.” Jacks legendary forearm has a circumference of over 15 inches, larger than most biceps…

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Feminists call for action after man commits ‘Stare rape’ on train

A man who was innocently admiring a beautiful woman on the train has become the subject of an internet hate campaign today, after he was accused by a feminist group of perpetuating a ‘Stare rape’. The organisation, known as Feminist Action Team aka FAT, has called for the man to ‘Serve time’ after his ‘Victim’ took a snap of him looking at her and then presented the photo as evidence of her ordeal to the group. Candice Von, spokesperson for FAT was quite rightly outraged at the rape. “I can’t…

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Incest referendum will be held at 2020 election, Government confirms

The Government will hold a referendum on legalizing incest at the 2020 general election – and it will be binding. Justice Minister Andrew Little announced Cabinet had made the decision on Monday on his way into caucus on Tuesday morning. “It will be held at the 2020 general election. The agreement is that it will be binding. There is a bit of detail to still to work through,” Little said. National Leader Simon Bridges suggested that the Government was attempting to distract from the general election itself, but said he didn’t…

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Trump secures funding for US-Mexico hedge

US President Donald Trump has finally secured funding for his long-promised border hedge with Mexico, after securing almost $1.4bn from congress. The agreement is set to avert a further shuttering of government services, following a month on shutdown at the start of the year as both sides of the house stood their ground on the controversial issue. However, in yet another triumphant victory for the Republicans, President Trump took to a press conference to state that the planting of 3,145 miles of hedgerow would soon take place, exactly as promised.…

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Cannibal killer slaughtered and ate 23 pizza delivery men, 6 Jehovah Witnesses and 2 postmen in past 7 years

Police have arrested a man believed to be behind the disappearance of no less than 31 persons this past decade. Ivan Fedorovitch Yanukovych, 56, could be linked to a number of mysterious disappearances in the area believe officials. Yanukovych was interrogated by police after neighbors complained about him using a chainsaw late at night and reported the man being “covered in blood.” When police arrived on the scene, Yanukovych was found butchering a dead body in his garage and preparing what police officers described as “large quantities of ground meat” mixed in with an “aromatic blend of…

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