15-year-old student builds an atomic bomb as a science project

As North Korea’s nuclear program is drawing a lot of attention and causing tension among the world’s superpowers, a teenager from Sweden has created 45-kiloton atomic bomb for her school’s science fair. 15-year old Greta Thunberg is one of the 137 students who were participating this week, in this year’s Swedish Junior Science Fair. Daughter of a Marine Captain and an aeronautic engineer, she decided to present a complete A-bomb as her project in order to “show people that these things aren’t so dangerous”. “Atomic bombs haven’t killed nearly as many people…

Fertility clinic accused of inseminating women with pig semen

Six employees of a fertility clinic in the city of Lanzhou, in the Northwestern Chinese province of Gansu, received sentences ranging from 8  to 25 years in prison after they were found guilty of using pig semen to fertilize dozens of women. Between June 2016 and March 2017, a total of 86 women who had paid 50,000 yuán ($7,700) to be inseminated with sperm from “candidates carefully selected from the Chinese elite” were instead fertilized with swine semen. Only 4 of these women actually got pregnant, and all of them miscarried before the…

Woman sues ex-flatmate for training her parrot to sexually abuse her

A woman filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her ex-roommate for teaching her pet parrot dozens of lewd remarks which it would repeat hundreds of times every day. 26-year old Sarah Johnson from Louisville in Kentucky claims that her former roommate, 27-year old Steven Moore, caused her psychological and emotional trauma by pushing her pet parrot to sexually harass her. According to the complaint, Mr. Moore taught the plaintiff’s bird, an orange-winged amazon parrot named Kiki, several short sentences of sexual nature, which the animal began repeating tirelessly. Ms. Johnson…

The World’s Oldest People Keep Dying And No One Knows Why

With the official oldest person in the world being announced this week as 116-year-old Japanese woman Kane Tanaka, SatireHub investigates one of the most cursed Guinness records to date, which has so far taken every single person who has held the prestigious title. Investigating the records of all the oldest people in the world, we start with the very oldest recorded person in the world, Jeanne Calment, a 122-year-old French woman who suddenly just dropped dead in 1997. “Just like nearly all of her predecessors, Calment was just your stereotypical supercentenarian enjoying life to the fullest,” tells historian Dr. James Patterson,…

Wiggas granted minority status in America

The much maligned and persecuted minority of ‘wiggas’ have been granted a protective ‘minority status’ in America, WWN has learned. Signed into law by US President Donald Trump, the Republican spoke movingly of wiggas contribution to American music, culture and society. “No one in history has suffered like wiggas in America, no one. And no one has contributed so much to fashion and music, no one,” confirmed the president, who took time out to pose for a photo with a young white, rich teenager from Connecticut who spoke like what…

Man contracts yeast infection after having sex with jar of Vegemite

WARNING: Contains Graphic Images An Australian man contracted a “potentially life-threatening” yeast infection on his penis after he had sex with a jar of Vegemite. The 31-year-old man got drunk in his Melbourne apartment and ended up having sex with a jar of Vegemite. The yeast infection made its way up his penis hole and reached his testicles, which caused a viscous infection. He was taken to Royal Melbourne Hospital. Dr. Alexander Charlton, an infection specialist who treated the man, told SatireHub that the man’s large build up of smegma,…

Wellington family finally finish bar of Palmolive soap

The Carrohan family from Johnsonville, Wellington, are having a bittersweet send-off ceremony today for the yellow bar of Palmolive soap that has been sitting on the windowsill in the kitchen for nearly three decades. Patriarch of the family William Carrohan inherited the intense bar of semi-immortal soap from his mother’s house after she passed away in 1991, where it had washed hands by the dozen Taking up pride of place above the kitchen sink, the indestructible harsh-smelling soap has sat in a puddle of hard bubbles of its own making…

SCAM: Kangen Water with Alicia Walsh

SatireHub has just received an email from someone updating us on Alicia Walsh’s current scams. “I had a friend invite me a long to this Kangen Water presentation. I didn’t know who it was with and it ended up being Alicia Walash. She is so unprofessional. Almost every second word coming out of her mouth was fuck or cunt. For some reason all these people believe her scams and when they don’t make any money Alicia Walsh tells them it is their fault and then stops replying to them on…

Cop attempts to shoot dog for barking but accidentally shot himself instead

In a totally shocking incident, a police officer has shot himself on the right leg, after missing his main target, a dog. According to local officials, the dog (named “Pepe”) was barking too loud in the middle of the night, and the police officer Thomas Brown woke up a little dizzy, grabbed his gun and attempted to murder him. His wife woke up after hearing the shot, and found the dog trying to help Brown get up. She called an ambulance and he was taken to the hospital. “I was…

Hong Kong porn star is the first man to receive ‘horse to human’ penis transplant

A Hong Kong porn actor has become the first human ever to undergo a horse to human penis transplant reports the Hong Kong Post this week. Jack “Matherfuker” Ma, a porn actor whose acting name is inspired by his eerie resemblance to Jack Ma, the Chinese business magnate and executive chair of the Alibaba Group, has undergone the 18-hour-long surgery with no apparent complications. Ma decided to undergo the risky procedure to revive his swindling career which had become stagnant, according to his manager. “Now big long horse penis will be famous…