Man reportedly freed by police after friend commented “Free My Nigga” on Facebook

 Police have reportedly freed a man from jail after they supposedly saw a comment on their facebook post made by a friend of the man saying “free my n*gga” Derek Ericson, 23, was released from jail by Chicago police Wednesday morning after a friend of Derek’s commented “free my n*gga” on a facebook post made by CPD on their page. The person in charge of running the CPD facebook account showed other officers the comment and within a few hours Derek was a free man. Derek was arrested last week…

Canada legalizes medicinal cocaine

Canada became the first Western country to legalize the medicinal use of cocaine today. In a close 158-150 vote the House of Commons passed the Drug Policy Modernization Act (DPMA) ,which allows doctors to prescribe the drug to treat various medical ailments. The Public Health Agency of Canada recommended passage of the bill, arguing that cocaine has a long tradition of medical use that modern science has unfairly ignored. It especially made the case that the powerful stimulant is useful for treating mental health disorders. “Depression is no match for…

Woman files divorce after man spends entire savings on Monster Energy drinks

A Florida woman has filed for divorce after her husband, Kyle spent their entire life savings on a year supply of Monster energy drink. She claims Kyle spent more than $30,000 on Monster energy drinks, and now they have a negative balance and are on the verge of being homeless. In an exclusive interview with Huzlers we entered his residence it reeked of Monster energy drink and no wall in his apartment was safe from his fist. With scuffs of drywall on his fists, he tells us buying Monster energy…

Cosmetic lab employee admits ejaculating in tanks of face cream

A former security guard in a Detroit laboratory has confessed to ejaculating in the sanitized tanks used to produce hydrating face cream on more than 500 occasions over the last three years. 59-year old Larry Gordon was arrested this morning by officers of Detroit Police Department after he was caught on tape and confessed his actions to his employer. Mr. Gordon spent the last seven years working as a night watch at a lab owned by American Cosmetic Chemicals (ACC), a subcontractor for several companies including Cover Girl, Neutrogena, and Yves Rocher. He was recently caught by a video camera while masturbating in the…

Area 51 scientists claims she was impregnated by alien prisoner

A biologist who worked on a secret government research project in area 51 until a few weeks ago claims she was impregnated by one of the facility’s alien detainees. 34-year Jenny Morgans, a Yale Ph.D. graduate in xenoanthropology and theoretical biology spent the last three years working for the Defense Advanced Research Project Agency (DARPA). She claims she was charged with studying and interacting with a group of three extraterrestrial detainees on the highly classified United States Air Force facility known as Area 51, in Nevada. Ms. Morgans claimed Yesterday in…

Saudi government to let woman masturbate without permission from male relative

The Saudi government has passed legislation that will allow women to masturbate without permission from a male relative, reports the Riyadh Herald this morning. The change was included in extensive amendments to laws governing the civil status of women and domestic animals approved by the cabinet this week and published in the official gazette on Friday. The new bill will allow women over the age of 21 to masturbate without securing the consent of a guardian, the same rules that apply to Saudi men, according to a statement from the…

Indian military officer arrested for swapping classified information for explicit photos

New Delhi police have arrested an Air Force officer who allegedly gave classified information to Pakistani spies in exchange for explicit photos on social media. Group Captain Arun Marwaha, 51, was seduced by agents from Pakistan’s elite intelligence agency who were posing as young women online. Captain Marwaha, who was due to retire next year, was a parachute instructor with the Indian Air Force, training airborne troops. Two Pakistani spies allegedly, using fake profiles, sent friend requests to his Facebook page, where he had posted numerous photos of himself parachuting…

15-year-old student builds an atomic bomb as a science project

As North Korea’s nuclear program is drawing a lot of attention and causing tension among the world’s superpowers, a teenager from Sweden has created 45-kiloton atomic bomb for her school’s science fair. 15-year old Greta Thunberg is one of the 137 students who were participating this week, in this year’s Swedish Junior Science Fair. Daughter of a Marine Captain and an aeronautic engineer, she decided to present a complete A-bomb as her project in order to “show people that these things aren’t so dangerous”. “Atomic bombs haven’t killed nearly as many people…

Fertility clinic accused of inseminating women with pig semen

Six employees of a fertility clinic in the city of Lanzhou, in the Northwestern Chinese province of Gansu, received sentences ranging from 8  to 25 years in prison after they were found guilty of using pig semen to fertilize dozens of women. Between June 2016 and March 2017, a total of 86 women who had paid 50,000 yuán ($7,700) to be inseminated with sperm from “candidates carefully selected from the Chinese elite” were instead fertilized with swine semen. Only 4 of these women actually got pregnant, and all of them miscarried before the…

Woman sues ex-flatmate for training her parrot to sexually abuse her

A woman filed a sexual harassment lawsuit against her ex-roommate for teaching her pet parrot dozens of lewd remarks which it would repeat hundreds of times every day. 26-year old Sarah Johnson from Louisville in Kentucky claims that her former roommate, 27-year old Steven Moore, caused her psychological and emotional trauma by pushing her pet parrot to sexually harass her. According to the complaint, Mr. Moore taught the plaintiff’s bird, an orange-winged amazon parrot named Kiki, several short sentences of sexual nature, which the animal began repeating tirelessly. Ms. Johnson…