Kodak Black says The Game has no street cred because he use to shake his booty on strip poles

Kodak Black responded to The Game today, saying The Game can’t come for him because he used to shake his booty on Strip Poles until 50 cent came and got him: “How you finna come at a sniper when you was a booty shaker” Kodak Black took to IG Live today to respond to the game. The game previously responded to the Kodak Black for saying some out of pocket things about Lauren London. Kodak first said: “Lauren London that’s baby, though. She about to be out here single. She’s…

New scientific study suggests using marijuana could lead to homosexuality

A scientific study by Dr. Dicken Mybutt suggests that not only does marijuana affect a person’s sexual experience but could lead to homosexuality. He claims his new study found that men who smoked marijuana were more likely to find other men attractive. Dr. Dicken Mybutt began his study on marijuana use and its side effects after he lost his wallet and had no money to pay his drug dealer. His drug dealer made him a deal, and he found himself giving his drug dealer oral sex. Dr. Dicken Mybutt claims…

A word from old mate Sir Bob Jones

The news from Sydney that the Fairfax Board has declined the best offer they could solicit for Stuff’s newspaper fleet, namely $50m, came as a surprise. They’re out of touch and should have grabbed it, tee-heeing as they fled that there’s one born every minute. For who would be dumb enough to want to buy such rapidly dwindling in value assets? Further evidence of their lack of touch is the hint that they may try to float the company, perhaps inspired by the constant moaning by our sharemarket writers about…

Vinny Eastwood – Woke or Mentally Retarded?

Jesus fucking Christ, I just wasted an hour of my time listening to New Zealand ‘journalist’ Vinny Eastwood. It is safe to say my IQ has just decreased by 39. I watched a YouTube video from ‘The Webster Report’ hosted by Paul Webster with ‘special’ guest Vinny Eastwood from the Vinny Eastwood Show! Here are a couple of points I have recorded Vinny Eastwood is a guest on The Webster Report yet doesn’t let the host speak – he steals the whole show. Vinny Eastwood interupts Paul at least 90%…

NZ Media having a great time terrorizing elderly Springfield Café owners

Two of New Zealand’s most ‘respected’ and ‘honest’ news outlets are having a fucking field day with their constant articles on Springfield Store and Cafe owners Donald and Karyn Cullingford. Stuff and The New Zealand Herald have teamed to hurl a constant flow of abuse at the elderly owners of the “friendliest cafe in New Zealand” and have forced them into hiding. The Springfield Store and Cafe, on the western edge of the Canterbury Plains – the last spot to grab a feed before Arthur’s Pass – made headlines after…

A guide on how to become a Oranga Tamariki social worker

Oranga Tamariki—Ministry for Uplifting Children are on a journey to ensure that all Māori tamariki belong and are part of a loving Pakeha whānau. Oranga Tamariki is leading social work practice that is state-centered, trauma inducing and non-effective for all Māori parents. As a Social Worker, you will have an opportunity to change the lives of young people and their whānau, for the worse. Using the latest weakness-based practice tools and assessment frameworks; you will work hard to get quality outcomes for tamariki and rangatahi. Oranga Tamariki uses a lot…

Undercover operation finds suspect shits in the shower

Undercover operations which were conducted by the GCSB, Five Eyes and NZ Police over a year on certain individuals in New Zealand found one suspect guilty of shitting in the shower. The operation took a turn for the worse when one of the undercover agents left the shower with ‘mud’ on the soles of his feet. After forensic testing at an ESR laboratory, results came back that it was not indeed soil or mud, but human feces. The operation which cost the tax payer more than $250,000 left operatives with…

Book review – Go Fuck Yourself, Cunt by David Seymour

Politicians are the second least trusted profession, just barely ahead of the journalists who report on them. Even the used car salesmen and lawyers are being rehabilitated compared with politicians. No wonder John Key achieved political superstardom by effectively saying “I’ll keep those other muppets out and then I won’t change anything.” But what if politicians could solve real problems, and were prepared to set out their solutions in a book? introducing David Seymour’s new book – Go Fuck Youself, Cunt. This book is filled with fresh new ideas. Deep…

If Kangen Water is so good for your health why are the presenter’s obese?

If you have been lurking around Facebook for the last year or so, there is probably a good chance you have come past a post in a group in regards to that Wai Warriors Kangen Water MLM scam. The presenters of this multi level marketing scam often spam groups with terribly designed flyers which look like they were made in Microsoft Word 98. They invite people to a ‘once in a lifetime’ opportunity and try sell them an overpriced dream. The Kangen Water presenters always seem to look like 3rd…