Auckland Uber driver admits to being forced into anal sex with four clients to keep his five-star rating

An Auckland Uber driver has decided to go public after being forced to perform sexual acts on four passengers who threatened to rob him of his perfect five-star ranking. Rajesh Samayamantri Venkata, an engineering student at the University of Auckland, has decided to go public over his sexual assault in an effort to warn other potential victims of the possible abuses of Uber passengers. Rajesh released a video on his YouTube channel detailing the horrifying details of his abuse by four passengers who threatened to destroy his perfect five-star Uber ranking if…

Government admits renaming CYF’s to Oranga Tamariki was because they deal with more Maori families than Pakeha

The name has caused backlash from the public, industry experts, and even the United Nations – the government today finally admitted the real reason they chose the name Oranga Tamariki, is because they deal with more Maori families. It was all the back on July 28, 2016 it was reported a new Ministry for Vulnerable Children would take over from the chequered Child, Youth and Family from April 2017. The following month Social Development Minister Anne Tolley confirmed the name: Ministry for Vulnerable Children, Oranga Tamariki. I like to think of it like this… Inland…

Study confirms that suicide rate in teenagers decreases down to 0 when they turn 20 years old

A new study revealed that the suicide rate in teenagers decreases down to 0 after they turn 20 years old. No teenager in New Zealand commits suicide after turning 20, and scientists and statisticians are still shocked by this fact. “‘Why teenagers in NZ only commit suicide when they’re between 12-19?’ is the real question” said the statistician Cookie Baker. He kept going: “There has to be something preventing teenagers from committing suicide after they turn 20”. The statisticians from the University of Otago believe that maybe teenagers in New…

200kg woman charged with manslaughter after husband died while performing oral sex

An Ohio woman has been sentenced to involuntary manslaughter after her spouse was found dead minutes after he had performed oral sex onto her. Annabelle Gaston, 28, was arrested last year after calling 911 when her husband, Irwin Gaston, 31, had a cardiac arrest while apparently being suffocated to death. Gaston told the 911 operator at the time that she was sitting on her husband’s face while he was giving her cunnilingus when she realized his skin had changed color. “We were having sex and he started eating my pussy…

Meth lab explosion at Sky City Convention Centre

Fire services are attending a large blaze at SkyCity’s convention centre, which is currently under construction.  Rumours are circulating that a meth lab was being operated on the top story. A witness said she could see billowing black smoke coming from the Sky City Convention centre in Auckland central. Construction workers and p-cooks fled for their lives as a massive fire broke out on the top of the $700 million SkyCity Convention Centre in downtown Auckland. Thick black smoke is billowing from the building and can be seen from as far…

This stunning one-bedroom doorway includes ensuite bathroom

Homeless? In the market for a city-centre location that would be the envy of any apartment-seeker if it had walls, a door, warmth, comfort or security? Well, SatireHub Property may have just the pad for you. Located just off Aucklands Queen Street, this stunning one-bedroom doorway would suit any single homeless person looking for a place close to the heart of the city, but could also accommodate larger groups of people, such as the family of seven who presented at a WINZ office this week looking for accommodation only to…

Drink driver accused of swallowing breathalyzer to avoid arrest

An Orewa man who was arrested for driving while under the influence of alcohol last night found a rather original way to beat the breathalyzer: he swallowed it! According to the Orewa Police, 31-year James Bryant was pulled up around midnight while he was driving his sisters 2009 Mazda Axela. The officers reported he had been driving erratically and suspected him of being under the influence of alcohol and nitrous oxide. During a press conference this morning, Orewa police spokesman Calvin Williams described the unusual scene that took place when…

Would-be thief hospitalized after putting Deep Heat up his rectum in Four Square store

A man’s attempt to steal three containers of Deep Heat from a Four Square convenience store turned horribly wrong last night in Tauranga, leading the poor man to the hospital with second and third-degree burns inside his rectal cavity. According to witnesses, 26-year old Jason Morrison was visibly drunk when he entered the store around 10:30 PM last night to get some food. It seems the young man was both short on money and judgment, as he decided to take three Deep Heat tubes and stuff them up his rectal…

Canterbury farmer claims he was sexually assaulted by taniwha

A dairy farmer from  Canterbury says he was sexually assaulted for two days by “an extremely short bearded dragon” which he says is a taniwha. In an exclusive interview broadcasted this morning on RTÉ, Malo Luafutu from Christchurch, says he was milking his cows on Saturday when he was hit on the head from behind with a shovel or similar tool. The attack knocked him out, and when he woke up a few hours later, he had been tied up to a support beam inside his own barn. The 34-year old farmer says he…

Fertility clinic accused of inseminating women with pig semen

Six employees of a fertility clinic in the city of Lanzhou, in the Northwestern Chinese province of Gansu, received sentences ranging from 8  to 25 years in prison after they were found guilty of using pig semen to fertilize dozens of women. Between June 2016 and March 2017, a total of 86 women who had paid 50,000 yuán ($7,700) to be inseminated with sperm from “candidates carefully selected from the Chinese elite” were instead fertilized with swine semen. Only 4 of these women actually got pregnant, and all of them miscarried before the…