Local tough-guy with tattoo’s threatens to stab computer nerd over Facebook post

Invercargill Whinge admin, Adam McColl who takes his job far too seriously has broken down. The 40 something year old absolutely lost his shit when a post was made about middle-aged white men being pedophiles. The overzealous admin instantly put on his little sheriff hat and started with the threats to ban people talking about pedophiles. One person suggested that maybe Mr. McColl was affected by some kind of guilt. It didn’t take long until the threats started hitting peoples inboxes. He was threatening people with visits to their homes,…

15-year-old student builds an atomic bomb as a science project

As North Korea’s nuclear program is drawing a lot of attention and causing tension among the world’s superpowers, a teenager from Sweden has created 45-kiloton atomic bomb for her school’s science fair. 15-year old Greta Thunberg is one of the 137 students who were participating this week, in this year’s Swedish Junior Science Fair. Daughter of a Marine Captain and an aeronautic engineer, she decided to present a complete A-bomb as her project in order to “show people that these things aren’t so dangerous”. “Atomic bombs haven’t killed nearly as many people…

Would-be thief hospitalized after putting Deep Heat up his rectum in Four Square store

A man’s attempt to steal three containers of Deep Heat from a Four Square convenience store turned horribly wrong last night in Tauranga, leading the poor man to the hospital with second and third-degree burns inside his rectal cavity. According to witnesses, 26-year old Jason Morrison was visibly drunk when he entered the store around 10:30 PM last night to get some food. It seems the young man was both short on money and judgment, as he decided to take three Deep Heat tubes and stuff them up his rectal…

Woman arrested for calling her ex boyfriend 77000 times in a week

A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28-year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period. Linda Murphy, who has a history of obsessive-compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with William Ryans, with whom she had had a…

Canterbury farmer claims he was sexually assaulted by taniwha

A dairy farmer from  Canterbury says he was sexually assaulted for two days by “an extremely short bearded dragon” which he says is a taniwha. In an exclusive interview broadcasted this morning on RTÉ, Malo Luafutu from Christchurch, says he was milking his cows on Saturday when he was hit on the head from behind with a shovel or similar tool. The attack knocked him out, and when he woke up a few hours later, he had been tied up to a support beam inside his own barn. The 34-year old farmer says he…

Michael Jackson exhumed for questioning

The Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California, was cordoned off this morning while investigators acting on a warrant began exhuming American singer, performer and songwriter Michael Jackson for questioning over alleged child abuse allegations. The King of Pop is expected to be questioned after a new documentary by British filmmaker Dan Reed focuses on two men who claim they were sexually abused by the pop star as children, despite their case being dismissed by a court in 2013. “We have no other option but to exhume Mr. Jackson and ask him if these allegations are indeed true,”…

Man accused of stealing 32 tons of bacon

46-year old Randolf Turner, the manager of a Wendy’s restaurant in Michigan, is accused of stealing more than 32 tons of bacon from his employer over the last four years. The man would have elaborated a complex plot to divert for his personal use, from 20 to 250 kilograms of meat per week, from shipments destined to his branch of the restaurant chain. The man allegedly took advantage of his position to falsify orders and sales in order to hide the disappearance of the bacon from the company accounts and used his…

Teenager who turned blind after over masturbating warns ‘It ain’t worth it!’

A Christchurch teenager who has lost his eyesight because of his obsession with masturbation is reaching out to social media and warning others the risks of masturbation are just too high. The 17-year-old man who has been diagnosed with obsessive-compulsive disorder (OCD) admits he could masturbate over 36 times a day before losing his eyesight. “ I would masturbate anywhere I could, sitting in class, swimming in the pool, behind the counter at the convenient store where I worked… It just became a habit, I didn’t even think about it anymore ” –…

Man looses 100kg by drinking wife’s period blood

A man who began drinking his wife’s menstrual blood in an effort to lose weight has lost over 100kg in six months thanks to his unusual diet. 38-year old Martin Sanders from Albany on Auckland’s Nort Shore, weighed over 200kg a few months ago when he decided to try a new diet of his own design. Martin Sanders lost an incredible 104kg in six months thanks to his blood drinking diet. He began ingesting by ingesting small quantities of blood collected from his wife as part of a high-protein diet.…