Category: Entertainment

79-year-old man arrested for-making wigs out of dozens of neighborhood dogs

A man has been arrested and accused of kidnapping local neighborhood dogs and making wigs and various accessories with their fur. Los Lunas authorities became increasingly alarmed after dozens of pets had disappeared in the area in the past year. A local citizen also alerted the Los Lunas Police Department after discovering that Jeremiah Bishop, 79, was operating a website where he managed to sell wigs, fur handbags, and custom underwear. Bishop had already attracted attention in the area for his eccentric hairstyles, wearing different wigs every day with highly unconventional color patterns.…

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Hamilton prostitute arrested for not telling clients she has HIV

Police are investigating a Hamilton woman for allegedly soliciting sex via a New Zealand sex workers website and not disclosing her HIV-positive status to multiple sexual partners. Sources tell us more than 70-people responded to the well known prostitutes advert online but it’s unclear yet exactly how many of those people followed through with meeting her. Either way both the Hamilton Police say it’s a significant public health risk that she failed to tell her sexual partners she was HIV-positive. In late the well known prostitute was arrested at a…

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Hunt is on for Lower Hutt’s ‘butt plug sluts’

Two women have been dubbed the “butt plug bandits” after being caught on CCTV footage stealing sex toys from an adult store in Lower Hutt. The two women were seen stealing butt plugs from the Peaches and Cream store in Lower Hutt on Sunday, just before 7pm, and police is now hunting for them. According to the store manager, they used a well known shoplifting tactic, involving walking in together, then splitting up inside the store, with one of them chatting with the staff while the other hides away filling…

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World Health Organisation urges public to never trust farts

A stark warning from the World Health Organisation has outlined the dangers of people assuming a fart is just a fart when out in public, amid the world’s ongoing battle against ‘following through’. Some of the world’s leading experts in sharting came together at a conference in Geneva where they discussed at length the impact of carelessly passing gas while nowhere near the vicinity of a toilet, outlining harrowing cases of shat pants that had ruined lives forever. Although most members of the public in a recent survey stressed that they…

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Experts say top schools’ policy banning skinheads is ‘institutional racism

A school uniform policy banning skinheads has been slammed as “racist” and “discriminatory”. Eight New Zealand schools share the policy, including Auckland Grammar School, Macleans College and Hastings Boys’ High School. But Hastings Boys’ principal Robert Sturch​ said the policy wasn’t discriminatory. If a prospective student decided to go elsewhere because they thought it was, “that’s their decision,” he said.  One prospective student had gone to another school because his skinhead “did not meet the standards of the school,” he said, but the rule about skinheads had never been a problem.  However, associate professor at the Auckland University of Technology Camille Nakhid​ said the…

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Music festival fires up in Takaka valley described as ‘fucking sick’

A Nelson music festival featured a flamethrower and fire poi and party goers loved it! The Dystopia Outdoor Music Festival was held at Blue Hole in the Cobb Valley in Upper Takaka over the weekend.  A fire ban is currently in place across the region but because the event organizers made sure they had plenty of water and fire hoses, it went without a problem. No one got burnt alive and no trees caught on fire, except for the copious amounts of cannabis set alight. Videos posted on the Dystopia event’s Facebook page show flamethrowers…

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