‘They can’t rape us all.’ Thousands sign petition to invade The Vatican to find pornography collection

More than 100,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid the Vatican, to find hidden material, most of them remain in the shadows. That said, here are 10 things that could possibly by hidden in the Vatican. 10. The World’s Largest Porn Collection 9. The Essene Gospel of Peace 8. Details of Jesus’s Bloodline 7. The Grand Grimoire 6. The Third Secret of Fátima 5. Extraterrestrial Artifacts 4. The Chronovisor 3. The Devil 2. Proof that Jesus Wasn’t Crucified 1. Proof that Pope Pius XII Helped…

Teen sues e-cigarette company; claims vaping made him homosexual

Jerry Hitcherfield, 17, is accusing lead e-cigarette maker Juul of marketing to young straight men. He claims vaping made him into a homosexual. Hitcherfield who now lives with his boyfriend, says he never experienced any homosexual thoughts until he started vaping. He claims the vaping community, also known as the LGBTQ, helped him come out to his family. “It wasn’t easy, but I had to tell my family my I’m a vaping homosexual,” said Hitcherfield. He tells our reporters that his experienced backlash and his parents blamed themselves for his…

McGregor announces he will fight tennis legend Roger Federer in September next year if “The money is right”

The professional boxer and professional mixed martial artist Conor McGregor announced that next year, he may fight the professional tennis player and legend Roger Federer “if and when the money is right”. McGregor, who fought Floyd Mayweather and lost in August this year, states that “he is not very sure” if he can win. But if the money is right, he is sure that he will fight. “It doesn’t matter if you win or you lose, what matters is that you make profit out of it.”, McGregor stated. “I mean, how hard can playing…

Man’s penis gets stuck in cat after he tries to have sex with it

A 40-year-old man was heard screaming when he got his penis stuck inside a cat’s anus after allegedly trying to have sex with it. He now faces criminal charges for his act. Mason Middlemass from Invercargill, got arrested on November 20th for allegedly trying to have sex with his cat. An unknown caller reported to the police that a cat’s screams were heard from Middlemass temporary residence, according to the police report posted by NZ Herald. One of the witnesses heard the suspect screaming “it’s stuck to my penis,” and…

‘The Joker’ reviewed by an angry mother who hasn’t seen it

The highly controversial movie (according to online media) has been the source of fierce debate (according to online media) sparking calls for discussions on how movie violence encourages real life imitators (according to online media). The Joker, released a month back in cinemas, illegal downloads, in the ‘synopsis’ section of Wikipedia pages and in carefully crafted online summaries designed to coax people into apoplectic rage fits is directed by Todd Phillips and stars Joaquin Phoenix. In an effort to make no effort whatsoever to provide an actual expert on such…

Sex robots that can cook and clean efficiently will be available by 2020

 According to reports, tech companies that are producing realistic sex robots are trying to reach the next level in creating sex robots that can cook and clean. Company spokesperson’s say the cooking and cleaning sex robots can be available for purchase as soon as next year. Sex Robots have become a very hot topic, both criticized and praised. Many think sex robots will have a negative impact on society and sex life, as people may choose sex robots over actual people. With many people on Twitter making jokes about how…

A handy guide to not whipping out your penis and masturbating in front of people

Pulling out your penis and masturbating in front of someone who didn’t consent to it is not a moment of weakness, an accident, borne out of confusion over what is and isn’t okay, or difficulty adjusting to ‘the culture’. It should be perfectly obvious that if someone doesn’t enthusiastically ask you to take out your genitals and start masturbating, you shouldn’t do it. And yet, there are men who seem to be confused. In response to multiple allegations against him, Harvey Weinstein said that having come of age in the…

Local girl has halloween costume picked out since May

Although the vast majority of the Halloween-enjoying population has yet to pick out their fancy dress costume for this year’s festivities, Waterford native Sheila Keeling has had hers picked out since May – and if she’s really being honest, she’s had it in mind since September of last year. Keeling, who describes Halloween as being ‘her Christmas’ is refusing to divulge details of the costume, but has hinted that it will involve several hours of sewing, gluing, papier mache modelling, some light CGI work and at least four hours in…

Kyle Sandilands calls the prophet Muhammad a ‘dirty pedophile’

Radio host Kyle Sandilands is under fire from religious groups for making offensive comments about the prophet Muhammad. During a segment on KIIS FM’s The Kyle and Jackie O Show, the 48-year-old said ‘Yeah, I know people got upset about the Virgin Mary joke but it was a joke. It’s not like I said something like Mohammed was a dirty pedophile and so are most Mulsim men’ He ridiculed the idea which is in the Qran that talks about the 72 virgins. ‘What other kind of religion offers someone in heaven…

Mum’s around the world make spaghetti to celebrate Eminems birthday

Today, the self-proclaimed Rap God, Eminem, is turning 47 years old. In honour to him, a lot of mums around the word are cooking spaghettis. While politicians are having a party, these moms are cooking what any son would expect when getting home from school. “The best way to surprise your son is with mom’s spaghetti“, said a random mum to our reporter Ally Louia, who while cooking told us a beautiful poetry: Palms are sweatyKnees weak, arms are heavyVomit on my sweater alreadyMom’s spaghetti Delighted by the beautiful lyrics of this poem,…