Netflix documentaries now admissible in court

A new ruling allowing Netflix documentaries to be admissible in court as evidence has been passed in both the EU and US legal systems, which could see dozens of cold cases face a retrial, SatireHub can confirm. Docuseries like Making A Murderer, The Staircase, Evil Genius and Amanda Knox will now be deemed as evidence and are expected to void all previous court proceedings, evidence and witness testimonies in favour of the Netflix shows’ content. Similarly the HBO produced Michael Jackson documentary Leaving Neverland will be included in the law changes as it meets the required ‘outrage levels’ from…

Boy raised by kangaroos discovered in Australia

Australian authorities have captured a  feral young boy this morning in New South Wales, who had apparently been living in the wild with a group of kangaroos. Many sightings of the boy had been reported by various ranchers of the region over the last months, and he had even drawn some attention from the local media. The child had been reported to accompany a mob of red kangaroos, which seemed to have adopted him as one of their own. Officers of the federal police were finally able to capture him this morning, 16 kilometers outside of Broken Hill. He was taken to the hospital immediately after…

Notorious B.I.G.’s son proposes to his longtime boyfriend!

The son of the late rapper Notorious B.I.G. is engaged to be married to his longtime boyfriend Jason Wertz. According to a source connected to the family, Christopher Wallace Jr., who goes by CJ, dropped to one knee in front of friends and family and asked Wertz to be his husband. The couple first met freshman year of high school and have been inseparable ever since. CJ first revealed their relationship after his high school graduation earlier this year. The rap legend’s son posted a photograph on the social network…

Woman posts old holiday pic to make it look like 2019 going well

Overly conscious of the fact that she hasn’t exactly been setting the world alight so far in 2019, one Auckland woman has posted an old holiday picture in a bid to project the appearance of someone really excelling in life. Louise McNeill uploaded a picture of herself poolside with cocktail in hand from her 2018 trip to Rarotonga, but crucially declined to add a caption such as ‘bring me back’, ‘can it be summer already?’ or ‘throwback’ thus openly giving the impression that this is a trip she is currently…

Homeless man dies from rabies after performing oral sex on stray dog

 San Francisco homeless man who was arrested and later hospitalized was pronounced dead this week after contracting rabies reports the Frisco Chronicler. Bernard John Fellman, 56, was arrested last week and charged with public indecency and lewdness after partaking in sexual activities with a dog in a San Francisco public park. B.J. Fellman had previously been arrested by the San Francisco police on multiple occasions for urinating and defecating in public, although he was never formally charged and was exempted from paying any fines. San Francisco police officers were dispatched…

Dalai Lama says ‘fuck this shit’ to further reincarnations

The Dalai Lama has announced that he will not be doing any further reincarnations on this “totally fucked up planet”, thank you very much. In uncharacteristically colourful language, the Tibetan holy man bemoaned the state of affairs on Earth right now, insisting the world has fallen under the spell of “cunts and obvious wankers”. As he battled pneumonia in a Delhi hospital, Mr Lama cited the Christchurch shooter, Trump and a planned nineteenth series of Masterchef as the primary reasons why he would not be returning to this racist, godforsaken…

Top models to fap to in 2019

Everuone loves a hot super model. Here are a few picks of models to fap to in 2019 🙂 1. Andreja Pejic- 2. Carmen Carrera- 3. Arisce Wanzer- 4. Geena Rocero- 5. Caroline “Tula” Cossey- 6. Isis King- 7. Valentijn De Hingh- 8. Jenna Talackova- 9. Ines Rau- 10. Lea T- Oh and by the way they are all tranny’s xxx

Man contracts yeast infection after having sex with jar of Vegemite

WARNING: Contains Graphic Images An Australian man contracted a “potentially life-threatening” yeast infection on his penis after he had sex with a jar of Vegemite. The 31-year-old man got drunk in his Melbourne apartment and ended up having sex with a jar of Vegemite. The yeast infection made its way up his penis hole and reached his testicles, which caused a viscous infection. He was taken to Royal Melbourne Hospital. Dr. Alexander Charlton, an infection specialist who treated the man, told SatireHub that the man’s large build up of smegma,…

NZ Media having a great time terrorizing elderly Springfield Café owners

Two of New Zealand’s most ‘respected’ and ‘honest’ news outlets are having a fucking field day with their constant articles on Springfield Store and Cafe owners Donald and Karyn Cullingford. Stuff and The New Zealand Herald have teamed to hurl a constant flow of abuse at the elderly owners of the “friendliest cafe in New Zealand” and have forced them into hiding. The Springfield Store and Cafe, on the western edge of the Canterbury Plains – the last spot to grab a feed before Arthur’s Pass – made headlines after…

Racist Māori woman abuses Springfield Store and Cafe owners

A video has surfaced online of an aggressive Māori woman abusing the two lovely owners of the Springfield Store and Cafe in Canterbury. Springfield, about 65 kilometres west of Christchurch, is the last petrol stop on State Highway 73 before the road snakes through the Southern Alps via Arthur’s Pass to the West Coast.  The rural town, which has about 500 residents, is best known for its large pink doughnut sculpture, a nod to cartoon character Homer Simpson who lives in a town of the same name and loves doughnuts. …