A guide on how to become a Oranga Tamariki social worker

Oranga Tamariki—Ministry for Uplifting Children are on a journey to ensure that all Māori tamariki belong and are part of a loving Pakeha whānau. Oranga Tamariki is leading social work practice that is state-centered, trauma inducing and non-effective for all Māori parents. As a Social Worker, you will have an opportunity to change the lives of young people and their whānau, for the worse. Using the latest weakness-based practice tools and assessment frameworks; you will work hard to get quality outcomes for tamariki and rangatahi. Oranga Tamariki uses a lot…

Toilet paper shortage in New Zealand prisons linked to Three’s Love Island

The Department of Corrections have released a statement this afternoon in response to allegations that New Zealand Prisons are running out of toilet paper. Corrections operations general manager Jason McMermaid said New Zealand prisons currently have a limited supply of toilet paper and he believes that Love Island on TV Three at 5pm is to blame. “Once it hits 5pm all the prisoners are in their bunks, under the blankets with tissues in one hand and remote in the other. They just can’t get enough of the sluts on Love…

Undercover operation finds suspect shits in the shower

Undercover operations which were conducted by the GCSB, Five Eyes and NZ Police over a year on certain individuals in New Zealand found one suspect guilty of shitting in the shower. The operation took a turn for the worse when one of the undercover agents left the shower with ‘mud’ on the soles of his feet. After forensic testing at an ESR laboratory, results came back that it was not indeed soil or mud, but human feces. The operation which cost the tax payer more than $250,000 left operatives with…

New Zealand Police dog comes out as gay

Kosmos, The popular NZ Police dog shared his news with a string of tweets in the small hours of Sunday morning. “As a police dog, I can’t tell u about everybody else’s closet, I can only tell u about mine, and it’s time I’ve come out,” he wrote in one tweet on the NZ Police Twitter feed. He added, “And since y’all love breaking news, here’s some old news to break, I’m gay. I am looking for another dog of the same sex to help me find happiness.” And he…

Daniel Green – The fraudster who stole Johnny Danger’s dream

Johnny Bennett’s Danger’s Lager flew off supermarket shelves on its release toward the end of 2017. Within months, the product had vanished, leaving in its wake debt, deceit and scathing accusations. Twelve months on from his death, the social media comedian’s heartbroken parents are fighting to save their son’s beer company. Bennett’s death was a sudden and shocking loss to many, but to no one more so than his parents, who are desperately trying to continue his legacy.   “He wanted his beer to go to four corners of the Earth…

SCAM: Kangen Water with Alicia Walsh

SatireHub has just received an email from someone updating us on Alicia Walsh’s current scams. “I had a friend invite me a long to this Kangen Water presentation. I didn’t know who it was with and it ended up being Alicia Walash. She is so unprofessional. Almost every second word coming out of her mouth was fuck or cunt. For some reason all these people believe her scams and when they don’t make any money Alicia Walsh tells them it is their fault and then stops replying to them on…

Kiwi website provides recipe for cooking meth

Police have issued a general warning after a New Zealand website posted a guide on how to make methamphetamine and mix it for vaping. A drug expert says the site is probably “shaky ground”. The website has a page headed “Make your own methampetamine eliquid NZ”. It contains a step-by-step guide for making methamphetamine from cold and flu pills, then mixing the oil with electronic cigarette liquid. Tips on using the methamphetamine vaping liquid are offered too. “Congratulations, you’ve now made a highly potent meth e-liquid!” the page says. “One…

Scammer Alicia Walsh back at it again!

You may remember last year we did a story on the ‘Stack that Cash’ founder Alicia Walsh. Members of her own family got in contact with us explaining how they had ripped them off with her ‘Stack that Cash Cycler System’. Video has emerged of Alicia explaining that her “Lawyers are currently in a litigation case with the person who published the article”. This is just another LIE from Alicia Walsh. At no time was Stuffed or SatireHub contacted by her lawyers – there was no case whatsoever.

Princess Diana’s death ‘not an accident’, witness says

An American couple who say they witnessed the car crash that killed Princess Diana, Dodi Fayed, and their chauffeur Henri Paul say that her death was “no accident”. Robin and Jack Firestone say they witnessed the aftermath of the car crash in the Pont de’ l’Alma tunnel, Paris, on August 31, 1997, and they reported seeing two dark cars at the scene. They told The Express that they were stopped by British and French authorities in giving testimonies because the information they offered raised questions about the crash. Robin Firestone…

The 10 best things about being a police officer

There are many reasons to be a police officer. Sure, you have the chance to earn a good salary, excellent retirement benefits, and great health insurance for you and your family. Then there’re those altruistic reasons that come with the job: public service, protecting your community and knowing that you’re making a difference for the people around you. But the real secret is that, aside from all those practical reasons to becoming a police officer, the job is just plain fun. So, whether you’re already on the job and just need a…