SCAM ALERT: Boss Up Your Life With Alicia Walsh

You probably landed here because you searched on Google wondering if ‘Boss Up Your Life With Alicia Walsh’ is a scam. Well heres some non-surprising news, of course its a fucking scam you fucking un-educated, lowlife idiot. Alicia Walsh continues to sell dreams to the most vulnerable people in our communities, and when ‘you’ don’t get the promised returns, she blames it on you, that you didn’t work hard enough. Alicia Walsh has scammed everyone from teenagers, to the elderly and sadly, her own family. She continues to scam people…

Young man drops out of uni after his 7 girlfriends from different classes find out

A severe case of violence from multiple students to a young man has shocked the university community in Dunedin. The man told his classmates he was going to drop out of university, but never told anyone the reason, he just said that he didn’t feel comfortable anymore, but the real reason was discovered later, when he had to face his 7 girlfriends altogether, something he thought was not supposed to happen. “It was not supposed to happen. In fact, it was supposed to be impossible. I studied their schedules, the…

Criss Angel refuses to use his powers to fight ISIS

As Spider-Man comics have always taught us, with great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately for us, Spider-Man isn’t real, and the only real superpowers in the world were given to a man who apparently didn’t get the memo. Christopher Nicholas Sarantakos, AKA, Criss Angel, likes to call himself the Mindfreak because of his sweet-ass magic, but you know what I think is pretty freaky? Not using your supernatural abilities to END THE WAR ON TERROR. Imagine, if you will, a soldier who could predict the location of enemy leaders, who could walk through…

Death row inmate survives lethal injection 3 times set free; Imprisoned for killing dogs

A Texas death-row inmate who survived three lethal injections will be set free. His attorney, Edward Morningwood, said his client had done his time including the lethal injection required by the state. The lethal injection was supposed to be a quick death, but Igor survived. It’s just not his time to go argues his attorney. Igor Hamilton hoped the lethal injection would succeed and end his suffering within the prison, but he survived and is excited about his second chance at life. Igor Hamilton, who was sentenced to death in…

North Korean missile hits Facebook’s main server

North Korea launched another missile, but this time it accidentally hit Facebook main server in Oregon. Users are having trouble using Facebook today due to this small incident. “We had a tiny problem and we’re trying to fix it”, stated Facebook spokesman in a press conference. He would have said it on Facebook, but it’s down. Several parts of Facebook are working, because that information is located in different data centers. According to user reports, Messenger, notifications and the news feed aren’t working. The U.S President Donald Trump hasn’t stated…

Te Atatū self-defence death: ‘If the van owner wasn’t white, we would of charged him’ say police

If the Te Atatū van owner who acted in self-defence was instead Maori or Pacific Islander he would of been charged with murder police say. Jason Murray, 36, died on Tuesday after an altercation with a man whose van he was trying to steal early on Sunday morning. Police believe Murray died of injuries suffered during the fight – but they believe the Pakeha van owner was acting in self defence. They have not said whether he will be charged over the death. He had co-operated fully with the investigation…

Preacher arrested for drowning his side chick during baptising ceremony

SHE WAS TRYING TO F**K UP A GOOD THING. I WAS GETTING DOUBLE THE P***Y FOR 32 YEARS, THEN SHE DECIDED TO CATCH FEELINGS” Pastor Ronnie Marchenen A Florida preacher was arrested for attempting to drown his sidechick while baptizing her during a Sunday ceremony where bystanders realized things were going wrong after 5 minutes past, and the pastor hadn’t brought her up for air. “ONCE HER WEAVE STARTED GETTING SOGGY WE KNEW SHE HAD BEEN UNDER WAYY TOO LONG” – CHURCH MEMBER Pastor Ronnie Marchenen will face attempted murder…

New Zealand court determines female police officer with 8 inch clitoris legally a man

The High Court of New Zealand pronounced a very controversial ruling this morning in Auckland, declaring that all women with clitorises longer than 7,5 centimetres (3 inches) can now be legally considered as men. In an unanimous decision, the five-member High Court panel, led by Sian Elias ruled that a 36-year old police constables request was “perfectly sound and legitimate”, ordering that her legal status be changed immediately. The police officer celebrated her victory which puts an end to a 7-year legal battle for the woman with an exceptionally large…

Johnny Sins accused of sexual harassment by 8 women

Johnny Sins, an actor, engineer, doctor, astronaut, karate master, pizza deliver guy, plumber, dentist, school teacher, business man, scientist, soldier, firefighter, detective, cop, wrestler,  football coach, and many other professions, has been acc*sed of disrespectful conduct towards women. One of the biggest contributors to society, who has helped many woman throughout his entire life, has been acc*sed by 8 of them, who claim that he “forcefully kissed them” and “spanked them” without the required consent. According to CNN, the women allege that it happened during one of the films (Sins…