North Korean missile hits Facebook’s main server

North Korea launched another missile, but this time it accidentally hit Facebook main server in Oregon. Users are having trouble using Facebook today due to this small incident. “We had a tiny problem and we’re trying to fix it”, stated Facebook spokesman in a press conference. He would have said it on Facebook, but it’s down. Several parts of Facebook are working, because that information is located in different data centers. According to user reports, Messenger, notifications and the news feed aren’t working. The U.S President Donald Trump hasn’t stated…

A word from old mate Sir Bob Jones

The news from Sydney that the Fairfax Board has declined the best offer they could solicit for Stuff’s newspaper fleet, namely $50m, came as a surprise. They’re out of touch and should have grabbed it, tee-heeing as they fled that there’s one born every minute. For who would be dumb enough to want to buy such rapidly dwindling in value assets? Further evidence of their lack of touch is the hint that they may try to float the company, perhaps inspired by the constant moaning by our sharemarket writers about…

Stratton Court accused of scamming and misleading customers

A disgraced bankrupt business man has been accused of taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from potential property investors and intentionally misleading them with his company strattoncourt.com.au. Jack Steven Taylor, formerly known as Steven Robert Donnelly is alleged to have pocketed hundreds of thousands of dollars that clients believed was being use to purchase investment properties in the USA. Melbourne man Martin Jones is taking legal action against Jack Taylor, saying he transferred $115,469 to the bank account of Stratton Court, which Taylor then kept.  “This guy is making a mockery of Australian…

Racist Māori woman abuses Springfield Store and Cafe owners

A video has surfaced online of an aggressive Māori woman abusing the two lovely owners of the Springfield Store and Cafe in Canterbury. Springfield, about 65 kilometres west of Christchurch, is the last petrol stop on State Highway 73 before the road snakes through the Southern Alps via Arthur’s Pass to the West Coast.  The rural town, which has about 500 residents, is best known for its large pink doughnut sculpture, a nod to cartoon character Homer Simpson who lives in a town of the same name and loves doughnuts. …

A guide on how to become a Oranga Tamariki social worker

Oranga Tamariki—Ministry for Uplifting Children are on a journey to ensure that all Māori tamariki belong and are part of a loving Pakeha whānau. Oranga Tamariki is leading social work practice that is state-centered, trauma inducing and non-effective for all Māori parents. As a Social Worker, you will have an opportunity to change the lives of young people and their whānau, for the worse. Using the latest weakness-based practice tools and assessment frameworks; you will work hard to get quality outcomes for tamariki and rangatahi. Oranga Tamariki uses a lot…

Hell Pizza surprises customers with human feces-based meat pizza

Fast-food chain Hell Pizza has recently released a pizza with human shit being the main ingredient. Following the launch of its ‘Bugger Pizza’, Hell did not disclose to its customers that the burgers on the topping was actually human excrement. Hell says it had sold 3000 of the pizzas since last Friday and only one customer had guessed that the ‘medium-rare burger’ patties were actually human shit. In an online survey, 70 per cent of those who tried the covert pizza said it tasted just like shit and 80 per…

Book review – Go Fuck Yourself, Cunt by David Seymour

Politicians are the second least trusted profession, just barely ahead of the journalists who report on them. Even the used car salesmen and lawyers are being rehabilitated compared with politicians. No wonder John Key achieved political superstardom by effectively saying “I’ll keep those other muppets out and then I won’t change anything.” But what if politicians could solve real problems, and were prepared to set out their solutions in a book? introducing David Seymour’s new book – Go Fuck Youself, Cunt. This book is filled with fresh new ideas. Deep…

ACT Party to focus on freedom of speech

Some great news from our mate David Seymour, leader of the ACT Party. Seymour has announced a major focus of the ACT party would be freedom of speech. “The idea that you could be punished for saying something offensive or insulting is something that worries a lot of Kiwis,” David Seymour He is submitting a Private Members Bill which would remove a number of hate speech provisions, such as section 61 of the Human Rights Act, which outlaws publicly abusing or threatening people on the ground of the colour, race, or ethnic or…

Daniel Green – The fraudster who stole Johnny Danger’s dream

Johnny Bennett’s Danger’s Lager flew off supermarket shelves on its release toward the end of 2017. Within months, the product had vanished, leaving in its wake debt, deceit and scathing accusations. Twelve months on from his death, the social media comedian’s heartbroken parents are fighting to save their son’s beer company. Bennett’s death was a sudden and shocking loss to many, but to no one more so than his parents, who are desperately trying to continue his legacy.   “He wanted his beer to go to four corners of the Earth…