Criminal foils the GCSB by entering private mode on browser

An eight-month investigation into con-man and arms dealer James Matthew has been foiled this week, as Matthew cleared his history on his HP Omen Laptop before disappearing into cyber space by entering the private mode on Google Chrome. Gone without a trace, theGCSB have been left scrambling for any signs of Matthew’s possibly illegal activities. A hack into his personal mobile phone was declared futile, as Matthew had been deleting his text messages as they came in. “He’s a goddamn genius, always ten steps ahead,” says Inspector Chris Astley, head…

Flea and tick vaccine rendered millions of cats autistic claims venetian

A world-renowned veterinarian and feline specialist claims that he discovered an indisputable link between the Feline Autism Syndrome and the cat flea vaccine. Dr. Andrew Singer, director of the Royal Veterinary College of the University of London, revealed the results of an 11-year study implicating over 85,000 cats, in a press conference this morning. According to Dr. Singer, researchers were able to demonstrate a direct and undeniable link between animals being vaccinated against fleas and ticks and them developing autism. “Not all cats who got the vaccines became autistic, but…