Well-known Auckland prostitute arrested after giving crabs to 139 different men

A judge at the Auckland District Court ruled on Friday that 139 men ended up with crabs after sleeping with a well-known Auckland Prostitute. George Pradesh Gadkari, 41, the spokesman of the group of 139 men ranging from 18 to 83 years of age, claims they all had unprotected sexual intercourse with the whore, who intentionally gave them pubic lice, also known as crabs. More to come.

First ever neo-nazi pride parade a real success

Pride year has been exciting with many global companies showing their support from Microsoft to Chik-Fil-A, but the biggest surprise has been the first ever Neo-Nazi Pride parade and the new LGBT swastika logo. The parade comes as no surprise after a new study by the University of Dickinbut revealed 80% of neo-nazi men are likely attracted to other men. This study has opened doors for many neo-nazis, and they are proudly showing their white supremacist pride and gay pride all at once. This parade was dubbed a huge success…

Obese man accused of trying to steal a Christmas tree by hiding it in his asshole

A Warehouse store in Silverdale, north of Auckland faced one of the strangest shoplifting attempt in history yesterday: a would-be thief lost consciousness while trying to insert a 2 metre tall plastic Christmas tree into his anal captivity. According to the police report, Marcus Shane Solomon took a 2.2m Christmas tree with him inside the store’s bathroom with the intent of inserting it entirely in his body cavities and steal it. Unfortunately for him, the pain caused by the insertion was too great and he lost consciousness before the end of…