Top models to fap to in 2019

Everuone loves a hot super model. Here are a few picks of models to fap to in 2019 🙂 1. Andreja Pejic- 2. Carmen Carrera- 3. Arisce Wanzer- 4. Geena Rocero- 5. Caroline “Tula” Cossey- 6. Isis King- 7. Valentijn De Hingh- 8. Jenna Talackova- 9. Ines Rau- 10. Lea T- Oh and by the way they are all tranny’s xxx

Man contracts yeast infection after having sex with jar of Vegemite

WARNING: Contains Graphic Images An Australian man contracted a “potentially life-threatening” yeast infection on his penis after he had sex with a jar of Vegemite. The 31-year-old man got drunk in his Melbourne apartment and ended up having sex with a jar of Vegemite. The yeast infection made its way up his penis hole and reached his testicles, which caused a viscous infection. He was taken to Royal Melbourne Hospital. Dr. Alexander Charlton, an infection specialist who treated the man, told SatireHub that the man’s large build up of smegma,…

NZ Media having a great time terrorizing elderly Springfield Café owners

Two of New Zealand’s most ‘respected’ and ‘honest’ news outlets are having a fucking field day with their constant articles on Springfield Store and Cafe owners Donald and Karyn Cullingford. Stuff and The New Zealand Herald have teamed to hurl a constant flow of abuse at the elderly owners of the “friendliest cafe in New Zealand” and have forced them into hiding. The Springfield Store and Cafe, on the western edge of the Canterbury Plains – the last spot to grab a feed before Arthur’s Pass – made headlines after…

Man arrested after selling meth in now illegal plastic bag

A Christchurch man has been arrested after selling meth in a now illegal plastic bag. It is understood, Craig Peters from Lyttleton sold half a gram of methamphetamine inside a small ziplock baggie which was inside a New World supermarket bag. The new rules apply to any type of plastic less than 70 microns in thickness, that’s new or un-used, has carry handles, is provided for carrying sold goods, and is made of bio-based materials like starch. It also covers bags made of plastics that are degradable, biodegradable or oxo-degradable.…