Prison pies are shit on Sunday

For the last few days I was really enjoying some of this prison food – especially the fish and chips on Friday. Tonight though its fucking shit. We ended up getting a shitty pie, potatoes and some mixed vegetables. It didn’t fill me up. Well not as much as the screws cock anyway.

Brian Tamaki’s motivational calendar a hit with the homos

Brian Tamaki has released a motivational calendar with some very gay quotes. Paper Plus in Auckland have already sold out of the popular calendar and South Auckland stores believe it will be a huge hit on ‘dole day’. Some of the quotes include “You gotta get stuck in the mud at least once in your life” “Nothing like a meaty sword fight with two best friends” “Kinda wish I knew about ‘up the bum no babies’ 20 years ago. Wouldn’t of had these spoiled fucking kids to deal with” “A…

Photo emerges online of Brian Tamaki feeling homosexual man’s bum

Long gone are the days of Brian Tamaki’s gay hate speech, with the leader coming out as a homoseuxal last night at Destinu Church – not many people were surprised. I always knew he was a bum basher! Just look at his hair and his clothes. He looks like he got dressed by Carlton that dude from Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Then again he is kinda hot for an old man! Karlos Diamond – Otara. A photo of Brian Tamaki feeling up James Laverty, a member of the…

Destiny Church opens up homo-friendly ‘Rainbow’ branch

Destiny Church leader Brian Tamaki has welcomed homosexuals to join the new ‘Destiny Rainbow’ branch which will be based in Ponsonby. Crowds converged on the Destiny Church complex in South Auckland on Saturday night for a much-anticipated show in the church’s conference, where Tamaki said he was sick of holding onto such a secret and announced he was in fact a homosexual. The event, dubbed “Love is greater than hate” at Destiny’s Wiri headquarters, had been the topic of speculation as the church showed signs of embracing the Rainbow or LGBTQI community after years of…