Doctors want cannabis risks highlighted

A group of so-called doctors with nothing else better to do than ruin cannabis legalisation for every man, woman and child in New Zealand want the risks of the plant highlighted, the bunch of fucking pricks. In a letter published in The NZ Herald today, goody-two-shoe doctors from the Cannabis Risk Alliance said the government was “sleepwalking” its way into supporting cannabis use, pointing to the development of severe mental disorders among users, particularly psychosis, which is a load of bollocks because cannabis cures cancer and everything and they should…

Hong Kong porn star is the first man to receive ‘horse to human’ penis transplant

A Hong Kong porn actor has become the first human ever to undergo a horse to human penis transplant reports the Hong Kong Post this week. Jack “Matherfuker” Ma, a porn actor whose acting name is inspired by his eerie resemblance to Jack Ma, the Chinese business magnate and executive chair of the Alibaba Group, has undergone the 18-hour-long surgery with no apparent complications. Ma decided to undergo the risky procedure to revive his swindling career which had become stagnant, according to his manager. “Now big long horse penis will be famous…

Man who accused Crusaders of hetrosexual slurs threatens to release footage of incident

The man who claims three members of the Crusaders rugby team made hetrosexual slurs against him in a McDonalds in South Africa has threatened to release CCTV footage of the incident. Alexandros Paterimos posted on Instagram about an encounter with the visiting Crusaders team on Saturday night, after the defending Super Rugby champions drew 19-19 with the home-team Stormers. “We were attacked by members of the New Zealand rugby team in the McDonald’s on Long/Kloof St last night,” he claims. “As we entered, we were met with jeering and sniggers…