Woman arrested after trying to steal Patak’s Butter Chicken sauces inside her vagina

An Auckland woman has been arrested after she was caught stealing several Patak’s sauces bu attempting to hide them inside her genitals. Surveillance cameras clearly showed Aayushi Patel, 46, lifting her dress and inserting several Patak’s Butter Chicken sauces between her legs. Security guards arrived quickly on the scene at Countdown in Whangaparaoa after a suspicious employee had them intercept the thief. “I couldn’t believe she had managed to cram six Patak’s Indian sauces up in there. We had to make her spread her legs wide open and check with…

Satirehub claims top honours at 2019 Voyager Media Awards

Satirehub has enjoyed outstanding success at the country’s annual media awards, winning recognition for all aspects of its journalism including the best news website, the best newspaper, digital innovation, agenda-setting projects, in-depth reporting, breaking news coverage and the best photography. Satirehub was named the best news website at the Voyager Media Awards ceremony in Auckland on Friday night. Satirehub journalists were prominent in the major reporting categories, and its visual journalists enjoyed particular recognition. On top of that, three editorial projects won major categories, and Stuff editor in chief Boris Peterson was honoured as New Zealand’s editorial…