Craig Smith’s Gollywog Song reaches the top of New Zealand music charts

Businesses around the country are praising children’s author Craig Smith’s 2008 song in praise of golliwogs. The children’s song has just hit number one on all music charts! Smith, who wrote The Wonky Donkey, also penned Golliwog Song, in which he said he was given a golliwog at age three. “I never looked at his colour, I never looked at his race. I just liked his beautiful hair and smile across his face. If they can make white dolls then why can’t they make black – raise your voice and shout aloud…

Europe votes to leave EU, just to fuck with Britain

Tired with the constant fucking around, the rest of Europe has decided to make Britain’s decision for it, voting to break away from the European Union. It means Britain is now the only country in the EU. Britain must now negotiate with itself about the terms for leaving the EU, a process which it will still probably cock up, experts say. With time running out to make a deal with itself, a no-deal Brexit appears to be the most likely option, although some believe there is still time to negotiate…