Israel Folau finally comes out of the closet

Israel Folau looks to have had a change of heart head-on after finally coming out of the closet on social media. The rugby superstar has posted a banner on Instagram saying “drunks, homosexuals, adulterers, liars and fornicators” among others that heaven awaits them. “Those that are living in heterosexual relationships will end up in Hell unless you don’t give the gay a go. Jesus Christ loves you and is giving you time to turn away from your sin and come to him by practicing same sex affairs” his post says. Israel Folau is…

Auckland Museum employee arrested for renting out dinosaur fossils as sex toys

A security guard from Auckland Museum was arrested this m. orning in Ponsonby and accused of leading an unusual sex ring in which customers paid to have sex with dinosaur fossils. 77-year Kevin Phillips was arrested around 4:30 AM this morning by the Auckland City Police, along with four other men suspected of being customers. Police spokesman, Stuart Nash, says this unique sex ring had been running for at least two years and attracted rich customers from around the world. “Some customers paid up to $15,000 to have sex with a…

Invercargill man plans on banning ‘fucking’ Facebook

An invercargill man has submitted an official petition calling on the Government to ban social media in New Zealand.  The petition, submitted by 86-year-old Mason Middlemiss, asks the House of Representatives to ban Facebook and other social media in the country.  “I believe that there are too many instances of cyberbullying and threats of violence on Facebook and other social media,” the petition says. “Nobody should put up with bullying by a complete stranger. Fuck Facebook and fuck you!”