Study confirms that suicide rate in teenagers decreases down to 0 when they turn 20 years old

A new study revealed that the suicide rate in teenagers decreases down to 0 after they turn 20 years old. No teenager in New Zealand commits suicide after turning 20, and scientists and statisticians are still shocked by this fact. “‘Why teenagers in NZ only commit suicide when they’re between 12-19?’ is the real question” said the statistician Cookie Baker. He kept going: “There has to be something preventing teenagers from committing suicide after they turn 20”. The statisticians from the University of Otago believe that maybe teenagers in New…

‘They can’t rape us all.’ Thousands sign petition to invade The Vatican to find pornography collection

More than 100,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid the Vatican, to find hidden material, most of them remain in the shadows. That said, here are 10 things that could possibly by hidden in the Vatican. 10. The World’s Largest Porn Collection 9. The Essene Gospel of Peace 8. Details of Jesus’s Bloodline 7. The Grand Grimoire 6. The Third Secret of Fátima 5. Extraterrestrial Artifacts 4. The Chronovisor 3. The Devil 2. Proof that Jesus Wasn’t Crucified 1. Proof that Pope Pius XII Helped…

Teen sues e-cigarette company; claims vaping made him homosexual

Jerry Hitcherfield, 17, is accusing lead e-cigarette maker Juul of marketing to young straight men. He claims vaping made him into a homosexual. Hitcherfield who now lives with his boyfriend, says he never experienced any homosexual thoughts until he started vaping. He claims the vaping community, also known as the LGBTQ, helped him come out to his family. “It wasn’t easy, but I had to tell my family my I’m a vaping homosexual,” said Hitcherfield. He tells our reporters that his experienced backlash and his parents blamed themselves for his…

Morbidly obese woman accused of impersonating a police officer to obtain free donuts and fried chicken

A morbidly obese woman from Jackson in Missouri was arrested Yesterday for dressing up as a sheriff deputy and extorting over 20 meals per day from restaurants for her protection. According to Jackson County Sheriff’s office, 31-year old Shanice Johnson spent the last four years posing as a deputy and spending her entire days “patrolling” restaurants across the city. Her uniform was complete with a badge, gold pins, a radio, body camera, baton and even a gun on her belt. Ms. Johnson told her victims that she was part of…

McGregor announces he will fight tennis legend Roger Federer in September next year if “The money is right”

The professional boxer and professional mixed martial artist Conor McGregor announced that next year, he may fight the professional tennis player and legend Roger Federer “if and when the money is right”. McGregor, who fought Floyd Mayweather and lost in August this year, states that “he is not very sure” if he can win. But if the money is right, he is sure that he will fight. “It doesn’t matter if you win or you lose, what matters is that you make profit out of it.”, McGregor stated. “I mean, how hard can playing…

Death row inmate survives lethal injection 3 times set free; Imprisoned for killing dogs

A Texas death-row inmate who survived three lethal injections will be set free. His attorney, Edward Morningwood, said his client had done his time including the lethal injection required by the state. The lethal injection was supposed to be a quick death, but Igor survived. It’s just not his time to go argues his attorney. Igor Hamilton hoped the lethal injection would succeed and end his suffering within the prison, but he survived and is excited about his second chance at life. Igor Hamilton, who was sentenced to death in…

Trans woman sues former boyfriend for 10m over lost virginity and anal reconstruction

A Californian trans woman is demanding US$ 10,000,000 in compensation from her former boyfriend for her lost anal virginity. Loana DeVille, 38, is also demanding that her former boyfriend, Robert Duff, pay for her anal reconstruction surgery. DeVille is demanding that her former lover compensate for her lost virginity and pay for an analoplasty, a surgical procedure that results in the reconstruction of the anus. The plaintiff claims that due to “years of rough anal sex” and the defendant’s “extremely large penis” she has been unable to develop any meaningful…

Man’s penis gets stuck in cat after he tries to have sex with it

A 40-year-old man was heard screaming when he got his penis stuck inside a cat’s anus after allegedly trying to have sex with it. He now faces criminal charges for his act. Mason Middlemass from Invercargill, got arrested on November 20th for allegedly trying to have sex with his cat. An unknown caller reported to the police that a cat’s screams were heard from Middlemass temporary residence, according to the police report posted by NZ Herald. One of the witnesses heard the suspect screaming “it’s stuck to my penis,” and…

North Korean missile hits Facebook’s main server

North Korea launched another missile, but this time it accidentally hit Facebook main server in Oregon. Users are having trouble using Facebook today due to this small incident. “We had a tiny problem and we’re trying to fix it”, stated Facebook spokesman in a press conference. He would have said it on Facebook, but it’s down. Several parts of Facebook are working, because that information is located in different data centers. According to user reports, Messenger, notifications and the news feed aren’t working. The U.S President Donald Trump hasn’t stated…

Residents shocked as male brothel opens on their street

Residents have spoken of their shock after a ‘male brothel’ suddenly appeared in their quiet suburban street. The brothel angered one young dad who claimed male sex workers were flaunting their trade in the view of children. Another neighbour feared the brothel would also bring violence, drugs and AIDS to the street. One man said people wearing ‘your’e not a man, until you have had a man’ t-shirts were seen entering and leaving the premises. The pop-up male brothel was believed to have been started by falmbouyant homosexual fisherman, Willem…