Kanye West admits he wants to have sex with all four Kardashians

Kanye West openly admits that he wants to sleep with ALL FOUR of his wife Kim Kardashian’s sisters in a new song. The 41-year-old rapper revealed he would like to ‘smash’ his sisters-in-law, in his latest track XTCY. Early Saturday morning, the rapper, 41, released “XTCY” with DJ Clark Kent tweeting a link to the track which West retweeted soon after. ‘You got sick thoughts? I got more of ’em,’ he raps, before making the revelation, which will surely make the next Kardashian family gathering an awkward gathering. ‘You got…

Man contracts syphilis after licking stripper pole in Hamilton

A 40-year-old man who has contracted syphilis after licking a dance pole has filed a lawsuit against an Hamilton strip club. The NZ Herald reported Thursday that Mike Litte, 40, is seeking $500,000 in damages from a Hamilton strip club. During the performance, one dancer apparently “squirted” on the dance pole, which Litte decided to lick before suffering from symptoms of syphilis days later. “My client was not aware that the dancer had syphilis and that the content of her female ejaculation was contagious” Litte’s lawyer, Andrew Smith, told reporters.…

10 habits that are hurting your penis

Since your penis is such an integral part of your manhood (it is your manhood), you’d think you’d be treating it right. But, you may have some seemingly-unrelated bad habits that are causing some serious harm. To make sure you’re not doing any permanent damage—or inducing any short-term holdups—take a look at these 10 habits that are hurting your penis—and stop ’em today. 1. You’re not exercising enough Men who exercise more have better erectile and sexual function, according to research from Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. In the study, nearly 300 men self-reported their…

How to wipe your asshole

When it comes to universal human activities, nothing is more overlooked than post-defecation clean up. But does everyone perform this common behavior the same way? Of course not. So surely some techniques are more effective than others. Here you will find a simple method that will keep your anus fresh, clean, and happy every day. Be sure you have completed your bowel movement prior to wiping commencement. This spares you unnecessary repetition of the procedure. Choice of toilet paper is critical. Being eco-friendly and choosing post-consumer products is honorable, though…

Drink driver accused of swallowing breathalyzer to avoid arrest

An Orewa man who was arrested for driving while under the influence of alcohol last night found a rather original way to beat the breathalyzer: he swallowed it! According to the Orewa Police, 31-year James Bryant was pulled up around midnight while he was driving his sisters 2009 Mazda Axela. The officers reported he had been driving erratically and suspected him of being under the influence of alcohol and nitrous oxide. During a press conference this morning, Orewa police spokesman Calvin Williams described the unusual scene that took place when…

Local tough-guy with tattoo’s threatens to stab computer nerd over Facebook post

Invercargill Whinge admin, Adam McColl who takes his job far too seriously has broken down. The 40 something year old absolutely lost his shit when a post was made about middle-aged white men being pedophiles. The overzealous admin instantly put on his little sheriff hat and started with the threats to ban people talking about pedophiles. One person suggested that maybe Mr. McColl was affected by some kind of guilt. It didn’t take long until the threats started hitting peoples inboxes. He was threatening people with visits to their homes,…

Man hospitalized after boyfriends fist gets stuck in his anus

 A controversial rugby player is being treated at the Queensland Hospital after his boyfriend’s fist was stuck for a painstaking 14 hours in his own rectum. The couple who were allegedly practicing “fisting,” a sexual activity that involves inserting a hand into the partner’s rectum, called 000 after they were unable to release the man’s hand from his boyfriend’s anal cavity. Both men were transported by ambulance to Queensland Hospital where hospital staff successfully released the man’s hand only 14 hours later, a complicated task due to heavy inflammation, blood loss and risk of laceration,…

15-year-old student builds an atomic bomb as a science project

As North Korea’s nuclear program is drawing a lot of attention and causing tension among the world’s superpowers, a teenager from Sweden has created 45-kiloton atomic bomb for her school’s science fair. 15-year old Greta Thunberg is one of the 137 students who were participating this week, in this year’s Swedish Junior Science Fair. Daughter of a Marine Captain and an aeronautic engineer, she decided to present a complete A-bomb as her project in order to “show people that these things aren’t so dangerous”. “Atomic bombs haven’t killed nearly as many people…