Local girl has halloween costume picked out since May

Although the vast majority of the Halloween-enjoying population has yet to pick out their fancy dress costume for this year’s festivities, Waterford native Sheila Keeling has had hers picked out since May – and if she’s really being honest, she’s had it in mind since September of last year. Keeling, who describes Halloween as being ‘her Christmas’ is refusing to divulge details of the costume, but has hinted that it will involve several hours of sewing, gluing, papier mache modelling, some light CGI work and at least four hours in…

Te Atatū self-defence death: ‘If the van owner wasn’t white, we would of charged him’ say police

If the Te Atatū van owner who acted in self-defence was instead Maori or Pacific Islander he would of been charged with murder police say. Jason Murray, 36, died on Tuesday after an altercation with a man whose van he was trying to steal early on Sunday morning. Police believe Murray died of injuries suffered during the fight – but they believe the Pakeha van owner was acting in self defence. They have not said whether he will be charged over the death. He had co-operated fully with the investigation…

Saudi government to let woman masturbate without permission from male relative

The Saudi government has passed legislation that will allow women to masturbate without permission from a male relative, reports the Riyadh Herald this morning. The change was included in extensive amendments to laws governing the civil status of women and domestic animals approved by the cabinet this week and published in the official gazette on Friday. The new bill will allow women over the age of 21 to masturbate without securing the consent of a guardian, the same rules that apply to Saudi men, according to a statement from the…

A new study suggests that boyfriends who cheat are the most loyal and faithful boyfriends

Why do men cheat? And why do they sometimes continue cheating after they’re caught, even in the face of profoundly unwanted consequences like divorce, loss of parental contact, loss of social standing? A new study by Dr. Lethat Mango suggests a man who cheats and on his girlfriend or wife are more loyal and faithful than men who don’t cheat. Many dynamics can play into a man’s decision to engage in infidelity. In his study he found that men who cheat have so much love they can’t control themselves, and…

Preacher arrested for drowning his side chick during baptising ceremony

SHE WAS TRYING TO F**K UP A GOOD THING. I WAS GETTING DOUBLE THE P***Y FOR 32 YEARS, THEN SHE DECIDED TO CATCH FEELINGS” Pastor Ronnie Marchenen A Florida preacher was arrested for attempting to drown his sidechick while baptizing her during a Sunday ceremony where bystanders realized things were going wrong after 5 minutes past, and the pastor hadn’t brought her up for air. “ONCE HER WEAVE STARTED GETTING SOGGY WE KNEW SHE HAD BEEN UNDER WAYY TOO LONG” – CHURCH MEMBER Pastor Ronnie Marchenen will face attempted murder…

Kyle Sandilands calls the prophet Muhammad a ‘dirty pedophile’

Radio host Kyle Sandilands is under fire from religious groups for making offensive comments about the prophet Muhammad. During a segment on KIIS FM’s The Kyle and Jackie O Show, the 48-year-old said ‘Yeah, I know people got upset about the Virgin Mary joke but it was a joke. It’s not like I said something like Mohammed was a dirty pedophile and so are most Mulsim men’ He ridiculed the idea which is in the Qran that talks about the 72 virgins. ‘What other kind of religion offers someone in heaven…

John Ibrahim admits he is embarrassed over Moudi Tajjour being his cousin

Sydney nightclub identity John Ibrahim has slammed his cousins Moudi Tajjours podcast as ‘desperate’ and a ‘huge breach of privacy’. John Ibrahim admitted, Tuesday, that he is extremely embarrassed to be related to ex bikie president and failed podcast host Moudi Tajjour. During an interview with a Sydney based radio station, KIIS FM, Ibrahim said, ”I’m actually embarassed that my cousin says my name about 30 times in the space of an hour during his podcasts. When you keep name dropping like this, it’s embarrassing.” Mr Ibrahim broke his silence…

Mum’s around the world make spaghetti to celebrate Eminems birthday

Today, the self-proclaimed Rap God, Eminem, is turning 47 years old. In honour to him, a lot of mums around the word are cooking spaghettis. While politicians are having a party, these moms are cooking what any son would expect when getting home from school. “The best way to surprise your son is with mom’s spaghetti“, said a random mum to our reporter Ally Louia, who while cooking told us a beautiful poetry: Palms are sweatyKnees weak, arms are heavyVomit on my sweater alreadyMom’s spaghetti Delighted by the beautiful lyrics of this poem,…

New Zealand court determines female police officer with 8 inch clitoris legally a man

The High Court of New Zealand pronounced a very controversial ruling this morning in Auckland, declaring that all women with clitorises longer than 7,5 centimetres (3 inches) can now be legally considered as men. In an unanimous decision, the five-member High Court panel, led by Sian Elias ruled that a 36-year old police constables request was “perfectly sound and legitimate”, ordering that her legal status be changed immediately. The police officer celebrated her victory which puts an end to a 7-year legal battle for the woman with an exceptionally large…