Man who accused Crusaders of hetrosexual slurs threatens to release footage of incident

The man who claims three members of the Crusaders rugby team made hetrosexual slurs against him in a McDonalds in South Africa has threatened to release CCTV footage of the incident. Alexandros Paterimos posted on Instagram about an encounter with the visiting Crusaders team on Saturday night, after the defending Super Rugby champions drew 19-19 with the home-team Stormers. “We were attacked by members of the New Zealand rugby team in the McDonald’s on Long/Kloof St last night,” he claims. “As we entered, we were met with jeering and sniggers…

Stratton Court being run by rapist Jack Taylor

Stratton Court Australia Sex Offender Jack Taylor Rapist Steve Donnelly

The Australian based USA property investment company Stratton Court is being run by bankrupt sex offender Jack Taylor previously known as Steve Donnelly (Stephen Robert Donnelly) of Maraylya. New South Wales. Jack Taylor escaped prosecution in New Zealand for a serious sexual assault which happened in 2007. Jack is now running strattoncourt.com.au

Tommy Robinson stars in major new free speech doco

Tommy Robinson features in a major new documentary about free speech, censorship and social media. Starring alongside him are featuring some of the most popular voices in conservative and alternative media, You Can’t Watch This explores the effects of social media censorship on our personal and professional lives and its implications for Free Speech in America and the UK. In his last ever interview before his Facebook ban, Tommy Robinson reveals the real threat now facing him and his family. “Is it safe? No it’s not” Tommy explains “Is it save from…

Woman arrested after trying to steal Patak’s Butter Chicken sauces inside her vagina

An Auckland woman has been arrested after she was caught stealing several Patak’s sauces bu attempting to hide them inside her genitals. Surveillance cameras clearly showed Aayushi Patel, 46, lifting her dress and inserting several Patak’s Butter Chicken sauces between her legs. Security guards arrived quickly on the scene at Countdown in Whangaparaoa after a suspicious employee had them intercept the thief. “I couldn’t believe she had managed to cram six Patak’s Indian sauces up in there. We had to make her spread her legs wide open and check with…

Satirehub claims top honours at 2019 Voyager Media Awards

Satirehub has enjoyed outstanding success at the country’s annual media awards, winning recognition for all aspects of its journalism including the best news website, the best newspaper, digital innovation, agenda-setting projects, in-depth reporting, breaking news coverage and the best photography. Satirehub was named the best news website at the Voyager Media Awards ceremony in Auckland on Friday night. Satirehub journalists were prominent in the major reporting categories, and its visual journalists enjoyed particular recognition. On top of that, three editorial projects won major categories, and Stuff editor in chief Boris Peterson was honoured as New Zealand’s editorial…

Local woman forced to take up nangs to get her through dry season shortage of shrooms

With not long to go until the Kiwi magic mushroom season kicks off, local traffic controller Kelly Dowell (29) has managed to survive the shroom-free summer with a few nang heavy weekends. Usually a fan of the ‘natural’ and ‘earthly’ high of psychedelic mushrooms, Dowell has managed to curb her lust for natures trip hazard by sucking down box after box of nitrous oxide canisters until she can get her hands on some shrooms again. She has been buying them from New Zealand’s biggest nang supplier – nangs.co.nz. “Usually I…

The 10 best things about being a police officer

There are many reasons to be a police officer. Sure, you have the chance to earn a good salary, excellent retirement benefits, and great health insurance for you and your family. Then there’re those altruistic reasons that come with the job: public service, protecting your community and knowing that you’re making a difference for the people around you. But the real secret is that, aside from all those practical reasons to becoming a police officer, the job is just plain fun. So, whether you’re already on the job and just need a…

Man who had woman’s brain transplanted has five car crashes in two weeks

A man who had his own brain replaced by a woman’s brain in September during a groundbreaking medical procedure had five car accidents in less than two weeks since he was released from the hospital. 53-year old Phil Robertson from Scranton in Pennsylvania was miraculously saved from a brain cancer a few months ago by undergoing a successful brain transplant. He received the brain of a 37-year old woman who had died in a car accident and the operation had unforeseen consequences for the poor man. After several weeks of re-education,…

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile film review

Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile was always destined for controversy. It’s the fate of any film that would dare tell the story of Ted Bundy, one of America’s most notorious serial killers. And yet, it’s been a particularly bumpy road for director Joe Berlinger, after the film’s first trailer, released to coincide with its Sundance Film Festival premiere, presented something truly alarming. Here was a snapshot of Bundy – the man who, before his execution in 1989, confessed to the murder of 30 young women and girls, with the total number of…

Aliens bypass Earth after learning about CrossFit

Extra-terrestrial researchers had their life’s ambition ripped away from them at the last minute today after an unidentified flying object heading for Earth chucked a u-ey at the last minute.  Reports from the secret research lab outside Christchurch indicate that the researchers are devastated and can’t for the life of them figure out what could have caused the change of mind.  While it’s a mystery to the researchers, SatireHubcan exclusively confirm the exact reason the aliens bypassed Earth. A warning, this news will frustrate some readers.  “Siannny hgyshh alllaalili CrossFit” said…