North Korean missile hits Facebook’s main server

North Korea launched another missile, but this time it accidentally hit Facebook main server in Oregon. Users are having trouble using Facebook today due to this small incident. “We had a tiny problem and we’re trying to fix it”, stated Facebook spokesman in a press conference. He would have said it on Facebook, but it’s down. Several parts of Facebook are working, because that information is located in different data centers. According to user reports, Messenger, notifications and the news feed aren’t working. The U.S President Donald Trump hasn’t stated…

Residents shocked as male brothel opens on their street

Residents have spoken of their shock after a ‘male brothel’ suddenly appeared in their quiet suburban street. The brothel angered one young dad who claimed male sex workers were flaunting their trade in the view of children. Another neighbour feared the brothel would also bring violence, drugs and AIDS to the street. One man said people wearing ‘your’e not a man, until you have had a man’ t-shirts were seen entering and leaving the premises. The pop-up male brothel was believed to have been started by falmbouyant homosexual fisherman, Willem…

‘The Joker’ reviewed by an angry mother who hasn’t seen it

The highly controversial movie (according to online media) has been the source of fierce debate (according to online media) sparking calls for discussions on how movie violence encourages real life imitators (according to online media). The Joker, released a month back in cinemas, illegal downloads, in the ‘synopsis’ section of Wikipedia pages and in carefully crafted online summaries designed to coax people into apoplectic rage fits is directed by Todd Phillips and stars Joaquin Phoenix. In an effort to make no effort whatsoever to provide an actual expert on such…

Sex robots that can cook and clean efficiently will be available by 2020

 According to reports, tech companies that are producing realistic sex robots are trying to reach the next level in creating sex robots that can cook and clean. Company spokesperson’s say the cooking and cleaning sex robots can be available for purchase as soon as next year. Sex Robots have become a very hot topic, both criticized and praised. Many think sex robots will have a negative impact on society and sex life, as people may choose sex robots over actual people. With many people on Twitter making jokes about how…

200kg woman charged with manslaughter after husband died while performing oral sex

An Ohio woman has been sentenced to involuntary manslaughter after her spouse was found dead minutes after he had performed oral sex onto her. Annabelle Gaston, 28, was arrested last year after calling 911 when her husband, Irwin Gaston, 31, had a cardiac arrest while apparently being suffocated to death. Gaston told the 911 operator at the time that she was sitting on her husband’s face while he was giving her cunnilingus when she realized his skin had changed color. “We were having sex and he started eating my pussy…

Doctors diagnose rapper Lil Sick officially sicker than AIDS

Doctors have diagnosed a Brisbane based rapper ‘sicker than AIDS’ after he climbed to the top of the Arias over the weekend. Lil Sick, is an Australian rapper known for his hyperactive public persona, where he is often portrayed using Weat-Bix. For the last few months rumours had been circulating social media about the rappers abnormally large penis. Ex-girlfriends of the rapper describe Lil Sicks manhood between 12 and 14.5 inches. He literally has tear drops tatted on his penis. It literally murders any pussy that it goes near. The…

Cosmetic lab employee admits ejaculating in tanks of face cream

A former security guard in a Detroit laboratory has confessed to ejaculating in the sanitized tanks used to produce hydrating face cream on more than 500 occasions over the last three years. 59-year old Larry Gordon was arrested this morning by officers of Detroit Police Department after he was caught on tape and confessed his actions to his employer. Mr. Gordon spent the last seven years working as a night watch at a lab owned by American Cosmetic Chemicals (ACC), a subcontractor for several companies including Cover Girl, Neutrogena, and Yves Rocher. He was recently caught by a video camera while masturbating in the…

Area 51 scientists claims she was impregnated by alien prisoner

A biologist who worked on a secret government research project in area 51 until a few weeks ago claims she was impregnated by one of the facility’s alien detainees. 34-year Jenny Morgans, a Yale Ph.D. graduate in xenoanthropology and theoretical biology spent the last three years working for the Defense Advanced Research Project Agency (DARPA). She claims she was charged with studying and interacting with a group of three extraterrestrial detainees on the highly classified United States Air Force facility known as Area 51, in Nevada. Ms. Morgans claimed Yesterday in…

Steak made from human excrement: Is it safe?

The mere idea is stomach-churning: creating food from human feces. But researchers in Japan say they have done just that. They have synthesized meat from proteins found in human waste, according to news reports. While the concept of chowing down on steak derived from poop may not exactly be appetizing, we wondered: is this meat safe? In theory, yes, experts say. But the meat must be cooked, which will kill any noxious pathogens before you eat it. In the food safety world we say, ‘don’t eat poop,’” said Douglas Powell, a professor of food safety at…

Stratton Court property investment scam posts fake testimonials on YouTube

Stratton Court the Australian based USA property investment company has recently posted FAKE reviews on YouTube. Jack Taylor or Steve Donnelly as he used to be known before being exposed as a rapist and changing his name, used two of his friends – Hans and Helen to create fake reviews on YouTube hosted by Paddy the Paedophile. STRATTON-COURT.COM STRATTON COURT IS A SCAM AND BEING RUN BY BANKRUPT SEX OFFENDER JACK TAYLOR! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piPtdK1JnX0 Phone: 1300 701 225 Business address: 445 Toorak road Toorak, VIC 3142 ABN:  90 874 093 369Email: jack.taylor@strattoncourt.com Email: jack@strattoncourt.comEmail: info@strattoncourt.comWebsite: strattoncourt.com.au